I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

The elderly have so much to offer. They're our link with history.

I was raised Irish Catholic, but I don't consider myself Irish Catholic: I consider myself me, an American.

The minute you realize that your options are unlimited, things just start falling into place all around you.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is dizzyingly brilliant. Mark Leyner is a hyperkinetic shaman, who flies the banner of rum and candy and writes like a one-eyed feral bandit. His new book is supremely original, delirious and synapse-shattering.

I have a good friend who's a Texas girl; Texas girls are a whole different breed.

A lot of people know that something very drastic has happened to the very idea of America.