It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

People try to keep their past, like kind of holding on to their past. Every Springsteen song talks about that.

The elderly have so much to offer. They're our link with history.

All the choices we make in our life are pointless. There’s no escaping the inevitable.

I was only in one of the John Hughes films, and I never saw the other ones. I didn't understand them. I kept hearing a really hip 40-year-old person talking in teenagers' mouths.

There are some good people. But a good chunk of them will lie for no reason at all - it'll be ten o'clock and they'll tell you it's nine. You're looking at the clock and you can't even fathom why they're lying. They just lie because that's what they do.