It's like those high-school yearbook photos that everyone would rather not see: Oh my God, look at that mullet hair. I have those photos too, but for me, they're, like, entire movies. And they show them on cable.

Well, any time you do anything good, it's man versus himself, right? That's the art, the challenge.

I've seen the people who talk about their love lives in print invariably have doomed relationships with the person they're talking about.

I was only in one of the John Hughes films, and I never saw the other ones. I didn't understand them. I kept hearing a really hip 40-year-old person talking in teenagers' mouths.

The minute you realize that your options are unlimited, things just start falling into place all around you.

You can only really judge yourself in comparison to other people. How bad you are, but you're not as bad as someone else. So it's degrees of losing.

But no, I don't really like romantic comedies, so I don't really care. I never go see 'em.