I have a good friend who's a Texas girl; Texas girls are a whole different breed.

The British keep employing me, and that makes me like them. It also makes me think they're very intelligent.

A lot of powerful people in Washington may think it's a crazy-leftist-fringe position to think the intellectual authors of a torture regime should be investigated and prosecuted.

Being on a movie set is like one long financial crisis.

I'm a paranoid schizophrenic. I am my own entourage!

I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn't be acting like Don Juan.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.