Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc. sequel.

You’re entering a world of pain.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Sometimes I overtinker, which is something wrong with my brain chemistry. But in figuring out why I do that, maybe I'll make myself a better person. I doubt it.