Sometimes I overtinker, which is something wrong with my brain chemistry. But in figuring out why I do that, maybe I'll make myself a better person. I doubt it.

People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

TV is the best babysitter.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.