I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.