I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

Sometimes I overtinker, which is something wrong with my brain chemistry. But in figuring out why I do that, maybe I'll make myself a better person. I doubt it.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a lot more than I did before.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.