I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a lot more than I did before.

You’re entering a world of pain.

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.