I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Sometimes I overtinker, which is something wrong with my brain chemistry. But in figuring out why I do that, maybe I'll make myself a better person. I doubt it.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

If I don't trust [in] it, then it's worthless.