It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

I'm not sure if I'm depressed. I mean, I'm not exactly sad. But I'm not exactly happy either. I can laugh and joke and smile during the day, But sometimes when I'm alone at night I forget how to feel.

Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's something you just are.

You and me will read a book and find three interesting things that we remember. But Colin finds everything intriguing. He reads a book about presidents and he remembers more of it because everything he reads clicks in his head as fugging interesting.

We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none.

Just a word of advice. Whenever you're furious with your parents or you think they're terrible, just remember, you vomited on them and they kept you.