... I didn't know whether to feel angry at her for making me part of her suicide or just to feel angry at myself for letting her go.
John GreenChuck Parson did not participate in organized sports, because to do so would distract from his larger goal of his life: to one day be convicted of murder
John GreenThe Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.
John GreenWe were kissing. I thought: This is good. I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all. I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe. Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed
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