And so much depends, I told Augustus, upon a blue sky cut open by the branches of the trees above. So much depends upon the transparent G-tube erupting from the gut of the blue-lipped boy. So much depends upon the observer of the universe.

If you don't say the honest thing, it never becomes true.

standing in line is a form of oppression

Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich

All the things paper-thin and paper-frail, and all the people too.

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

moms aren’t the best audience for medication humor.