I enjoy writing about people falling in love, probably because I think the first time you fall in love is the first time that you have to figure out how you're going to orient your life. What are you going to value? What's going to be most important to you? And I think that's really interesting to write about.

The only person I really wanted to talk to about Augustus Water's death with was Augustus Waters.

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.

I try to live life so that I can live with myself.

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

I mean, if Hardee's is urban, I'm not sure I want to see rural.

This is so much fun, but I’m so sleepy. To be continued?