I enjoy writing about people falling in love, probably because I think the first time you fall in love is the first time that you have to figure out how you're going to orient your life. What are you going to value? What's going to be most important to you? And I think that's really interesting to write about.

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.

Such is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.

How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only problem.

...It sounded like a dragon breathing in time with me, like I had this pet dragon who was cuddled up next to me and cared enough about me to time his breaths to mine.

Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried.

Does my eye look okay to you?