I fear oblivion. I fear it like the proverbial blind man who's afraid of the dark.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

You are so busy being YOU that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

What matters to you defines your mattering.

He liked the mere act of reading, the magic of turning scratches on a page into words inside his head.

It is so hard to leave—until you leave. And then it is the easiest goddamned thing in the world.