You know, like when you look in the mirror and the thing you see is not the thing as it really is.
Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.
I leaned in toward her, suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling that we must kiss.
She fell apart because that's what happens.
I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.
The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.