It's easy to like someone from a distance. But when she stopped being this amazing unattainable thing or whatever, and started being, like, just a regular girl with a weird relationship with food and frequent crankiness wh's kind of bossy--then I had to basically start liking a while different person.

I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

Love is the most common miracle.

The pure and simple truth Is rarely pure and never simple. What's a boy to do When lies and truth are both sinful?

You know what ambrosia tastes like? It tastes like all the things you can't eat on Weight Watchers. Cheeseburgers, sugar cookies, regular freaking ice cream instead of, like, ice cream that's made out of air and human hope.

We can't love our neighbors till we know how crooked their hearts are.

Colin thought about the dork mantra: sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. What a dirty lie.