Ultimately what I like about reading together is that we all make it happen together. Of course even amid shared experience we’re still alone… each reading of each book is unique. But what a comfort it is to share readings and experiences. How lucky we are when we get to be alone together.

I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red zone right now.

The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

It is so hard to leave-until you leave.

You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!