It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

If you don't say the honest thing, it never becomes true.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

Because you are beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence

In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used by anyone, let alone me, and 2. As it happens, I am not gay, and furthermore, 3. Chuck Parson made it out like calling yourself a faggot was the ultimate humiliation, even though there's nothing at all embarrassing about being gay.

You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town.