How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" to a margin note written in her loop-heavy cursive: Straight & Fast.

I just want you to be happy. If that’s with me or with someone else or with nobody. I just want you to be happy.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

Do not worry too much about your lawn. You will soon find if you haven't already that almost every adult American devotes tremendous time and money to the maintenance of an invasive plant species called turf grass that we can't eat. I encourage you to choose better obsessions.

So she became impulsive, scared by her inaction into perpetual action.

That's why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates a adjectival version of the word pedophile? You are so busy being you that you have no idea how utterly unprecedented you are.

Physical intimacy isn’t and can never be an effective substitute for emotional intimacy.