Not the brightest gem in the jewelry shop, but you've got to admire his single-minded dedication to drug abuse.

I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister.

My responsibility is to try to tell true stories. To me a true story is always hopeful, but never simply, uncomplicatedly happy.

It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things.

I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.

I think people who are religious are more likely to want one around, but it's a very secular position.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!