me: you know what sucks about love? o.w.g.: what? me: that it's so tied to the truth. I know it sucks, but in a way, it's good....Love and truth being tied together, I mean. They make each other possible, you know?

And okay, fair enough, but there is this unwritten contract between author and reader and I think not ending your book kind of violates that contract.

Before any of it could make sense, it had to be heard.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

People talk about the courage of cancer patients, and I do not deny that courage. I had been poked and stabbed and poisoned for years, and still I trod on. But make no mistake: In that moment, I would have been very, very happy to die.

I didn't know what to say to her - I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.

Dumpers may not always be the heartbreakers, and the Dumpees may not always be the heartbroken. But everyone has a tendency.