Abligurition: an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food.

Okay, maybe I'm not such a shitty writer. But I can't pull my ideas together, Van Houten. My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations.

I've read a lot of bad books. I used to review books for a living, and when you're a reviewer you read tons of terrible books.

When was the last good kiss you had?

I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry

I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring. I doubted I could explain it to someone like Margo but drawing circles through life struck me as a kind of reasonable insanity.

I mean, I am pretty fabulous. Am I not?' 'You're a pillar of fabulosity in the community,' I tell him.