I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.

I don't see any point in nihilism... just as I suppose the nihilist sees no point in everything else.

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

That doesn't sound like my Margo", she said, and I thought of my Margo, and all of us looking at her reflection in different funhouse mirrors.

The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you don’t wanna date is a circle.

There is no try. There is only do.

So it’s your death suit.” “Correct. Don’t you have a death outfit?” “Yeah,” I said. “It’s a dress I bought for my fifteenth birthday party. But I don’t wear it on dates.” His eyes lit up. “We’re on a date?” he asked. I looked down, feeling bashful. “Don’t push it.