I always liked routine. I suppose I never found boredom very boring.

It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

Reading forces you to be quiet in a world that no longer makes place for that.

I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really profound voice.

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!

I realized it in waves and we held on to each other crying and I thought, God we must look so lame, but it doesn't matter much when you have just now realized, all the time later, that you are still alive.