Bro, it's dark. You can't go to a strange building with a mysterious address in the dark. Haven't you ever seen a horror movie?

Maybe all the strings inside him broke.

Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?

You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.

Waffles аrе јust awesome bread.

sometimes it's okay to cheat on things - but don't ever cheat on people. because once you start, it's very hard to stop. you find out how easy it is to do.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.