I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

No woman should ever lie about another woman. You've violated the sacred covenant between women! How will stabbing one another in the back help women to rise above patriarchal oppression?

I kept waiting for that loneliness and nervousness to make me want to go back. But it never did.

People always get used to beauty though.

Facts, even false ones, cannot be copyrighted.

Colin had always preferred baths; one of his general policies in life was never to do anything standing up that could just as easily be done lying down

I hated being careful, too - or wanted to, at least.