No," I said. And maybe it was only because Alaska couldn't hit the brakes and I couldn't hit the accelerator.

I love making YouTube videos. I love Tumblr, I love Twitter. I love talking with people I find interesting about stuff I find interesting, and the Internet is a great way to do that.

I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.

He may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.

In the end, what makes a book valuable is not the paper it's printed on, but the thousands of hours of work by dozens of people who are dedicated to creating the best possible reading experience for you.

Tonight, darling, we are going to right a lot of wrongs.

The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.