You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you.

I couldn't hear a thing in the world but you. And it was so cold then, and so silent, and I loved you so much. Now it's hot and dead quiet again, and I love you still.

You live for pretentious metaphors.

How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" to a margin note written in her loop-heavy cursive: Straight & Fast.

I finally found something that can stop the fox. The fox cannot summit Strawberry Hill.” - Takumi

Abligurition: an actual, if very obscure, English word, which means the spending of too much money on food.

Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc. - he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen on in the wild, and didn't really care to.