In the end the listening exposes you even more than it exposes the people you're trying to listen to.
John GreenWe don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors . . . But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters.
John GreenHe may be a malevolent sorcerer, but Tiny Cooper is his own goddamned man, and if he wants to be a gigantic skipper, then that's his right as a huge American.
John GreenOh, my god," Augustus said. "i can't believe i have a crush on a girl with such clichรฉ wishes." "i was thirteen," i said again, although of course i was only thinking "crush crush crush crush crush". I was flattered but changed the subject immediately.
John GreenThe Colonel led all the cheers. Cornbread!" he screamed. CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. Rice!" PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER SATs." Hip Hip Hip Hooray!" the Colonel cried. YOU'LL BE WORKIN' FOR US SOMEDAY!
John GreenAnd now life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the futureโyou go to high school so you can go to college so you can get a good job so you can get a nice house so you can afford to send your kids to college so they can get a good job so they can get a nice house so they can afford to send their kids to college.
John Green