Because you're my friend, wingnut.

We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.

Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a ninja,' I said. 'You’re just a really loud, awkward ninja,' Margo said, 'but we are both ninjas.

I don't even know how ugly and pretty get decided.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.

Go spit in the face of our inevitable obsolescence and finish your @#$&ng novel.