I just want to fly under the radar, because when you start to make yourself into a big deal, that's when you get shot down.

We fell. We got up. We ran.

I really like umbrellas. It's like, I have a roof! I carry it with me! Umbrellas always amuse me.

When I look at my room, I see a girl who loves books.

It's nice to have people who will feel guilty for you.

See, popularity is complicated. You have to spend a lot of time thinking about liking; you have to really like being liked, and also sort like being disliked.

Q, you're going to go to Duke. You're going to be a very successful lawyer-or-something and get married and have babies and live your whole little life, and then you're going to die, and in the last moments, when you're chocking on your own bile in the nursing home, you'll say to yourself:'Well, I wasted my whole goddamned life, but at least I broke into SeaWorld with Margo Roth Spiegelman my senior year of high school. At least I carpe'd that one diem.