I just want to fly under the radar, because when you start to make yourself into a big deal, that's when you get shot down.

I'm a grenade and at some point I'm going to blow up and I would like to minimize the casualties, okay?

She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her.

You can trust that caring, as a rule, ends poorly,” which is true. Caring doesn’t sometimes lead to misery. It always does.

Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.

Whatever. Great day. Today. Best day of my life.

What's that?" "The laundry basket?" "No, next to it." "I don't see anything next to it." "It's my last shred of dignity. It's very small.