I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!

Maybe this time she wanted to be found, and to be found by me.

All good American literature is always interested in people who are ambiguously heroic, like Gatsby.

All sorts of yayness floods my brain. Love is such a drug.

She’s the kind of person who either dies tragically at twenty-seven, like Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin, or else grows up to win, like, the first-ever Nobel Prize for Awesome.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds. Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.