I was a bit of a Victorian Lady, fainting-wise.

Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper

Suffering is universal.

She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!

Why would you try to kill this guy, Kevin? He's a genius. Nuts to your truce.

Gus knew. Gus knows. I will not tell you our love story, because—like all real love stories—it will die with us, as it should. I'd hoped that he'd be eulogizing me.

But you know what they say about Gutshot: the population never goes up and never goes down, because every time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.