The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses.
My regret was immediate and permanent and useless.
my lungs sucked at being lungs.
They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.
His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn't even know that guys could turn me on-not, like, in real life
I love you present tense.