Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
John GreenYou don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
John GreenHer hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.
John Green