memories fall apart too.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

She fell apart because that's what happens.

Dutch is not so much a language as an ailment of the throat.

Don't make fun of her," the Duke said. "She needs gentle encouragement. Carla, baby, we love you. You are such a good car. And we believe in you one hundred percent." ... "Don't listen to him, Carla. You're gonna do this." ... "I love you, Carla. You know that, don't you? I wake up every morning and the first thing I think is that I love Tobin's mom's car. I know that's weird, baby, but I do. I love you. And I know you can do this." ... "Carla," the Duke said, "it's time to tell you the truth. I'm in love with you. I want to be with you, Carla. I've never felt this way about a c-

Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them.