There is a part of her greater than the sum of her knowable parts. And that part has to go somewhere, because it cannot be destroyed.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

I am a grenade," I said again. "I just want to stay away from people and read books and think and be with you guys because there's nothing I can do about hurting you: You're too invested, so just please let me do that, okay? "I'm going to go to my room and read for awhile, okay? I'm fine. I really am fine: I just want to go read for a while.

But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness

In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

To be fair to Monica," I said, "what you did to her wasn't very nice either." "What'd I do to her?" he asked, defensive. "You know, going blind and everything." "But that's not my fault," Isaac said. "I'm not saying it was your fault. I'm saying it wasn't nice.