We have this weird thing in the world where you don't get insulted for what you do, you get insulted for who you are.

But if you consider all the unlikely things together, at least one of them will probably happen to each of us.

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." I gave him a tie.

I try to live life so that I can live with myself.

Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn't the way they actually are... People are different when you can smell them and see them up close.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

i wanted more time so we could fall in love.