She has great breasts," the Colonel said without looking up from the whale. "DO NOT OBJECTIFY WOMEN'S BODIES!" Alaska shouted. Now he looked up. "Sorry. Perky breasts." "That's not any better!

So here's my advice: Study broadly and without fear. Learn a language if you can, because that will make your life more interesting. Read a little bit every day. But more importantly, surround yourself with people who you like and make cool stuff with them. In the end, what you do isn't going to be nearly as interesting or important as who you do it with.

Dying is the last thing I would EVER do!

All those paper people living in their paper houses, burning the future to stay warm.

Whatever. Great day. Today. Best day of my life.

You say you're not special because the world doesn't know about you, but that's an insult to me. I know about you.

Take a picture of this so Isaac can see it when they invent robot eyes.