I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love and cannot follow. I hope this is the hero’s errand, because not following her is the hardest thing I’ve ever done.

But if you consider all the unlikely things together, at least one of them will probably happen to each of us.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

Books belong to their readers.

You can't dingleberry that! That's a flagrant misuse of the dingleberry!

I'm not asexual. I'm arelationshipal.

It was not an eventful day. I should have done extraordinary things. I should have sucked the marrow out of life. But on that day, I slept eighteen hours out of a possible twenty-four.