Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

Did I help you toward a fate you didn't want, Alaska, or did I just assist in your willful self-destruction?

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.

And he was feeling not-unique in the very best possible way.

Everything's uglier close up," she said. "Not you," I answered.

We only have so long to play in the dirt and ask questions of rivers.

Your driving is unpleasant, but it isn't technically unsafe.