Can I ask you about Caroline Mathers?" "And you say there's no afterlife.

It was not enough to be the last guy she kissed. I wanted to be the last one she loved. And I knew I wasn’t. I knew it, and I hated her for it. I hated her for not caring about me. I hated her for leaving that night, and I hated myself , too, not only because I let her go but because if I had been enough for her, she wouldn’t have even wanted to leave. She would have just lain with me and talked and cried, and I would have listened and kissed at her tears as they pooled in her eyes.

Support Group featured a rotating cast of characters in various states of tumor-driven unwellness. Why did the cast rotate? A side effect of dying.

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.

I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.

They like their coffee like they like their ex-boyfriends: bitter.

Nerd girls are the world's greatest under-utilized romantic resource.