Entropy increases. Things fall apart.

You're not a little kid anymore. You need to make friends, get out of the house, and live your life.

There is only one things in this world shittier than biting it from cancer when you're sixteen, and that's having a kid who bites it from cancer.

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

When surprised and excited and innocent Gus emerged from Grand Gesture Metaphorically Inclined Augustus, I literally could not resist.

We idealize them as gods or dismiss them as animals.

Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams.