Writing is something you do alone. It's a profession for introverts who wanna tell you a story but don't wanna make eye contact while telling it
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John GreenI tore open the closet door and began feverishly sorting through the shirts piled on the floor in the vain hope that inside that pile there might be some wondrously perfect shirt down there, a nice and tough but I'm also a surprisingly good listener with a true and abiding passion for cheers and those who lead them.
John GreenWe look back to the most important moment in our history, and that becomes the dividing line between what we were and what we are now.
John GreenHer hair is ridiculous," I said. "I know. That was the only thing I said about her that was true. When you say nasty things about people, you should never say the true ones, because you can't really fully and honestly take those back, you know? I mean, there are highlights. And there are streaks. And then there are skunk stripes.
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