There are infinite numbers between 0 and 1.
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.
We were just looking at ideas of each other.
We imagine people as animals or gods. -But she was just a person, a girl.
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
Compromise is when you do what I tell you and I do what I want. ~Tiny Cooper