I dislike the phrase ‘Internet friends,’ because it implies that people you know online aren’t really your friends, that somehow the friendship is less real or meaningful to you because it happens through Skype or text messages. The measure of a friendship is not its physicality but its significance.

What happened?" "During the kiss?" "No, with you and Caroline." "Oh," he said. And then after a second, "Caroline is no longer suffering from personhood.

It's not life or death, the labyrinth. Suffering. Doing wrong and having wrong things happen to you.

If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.

If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world, I'd be crazier than a shithouse rat.

But of course there is always a hamartia and yours is that oh, my God, even though you HAD FREAKING CANCER you give money to a company in exchange for the chance to acquire YET MORE CANCER.

...And in freedom, most people find sin.