The real heroes anyway aren't the people doing things; the real heroes are the people NOTICING things, paying attention.

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

I've gotten really hot since you went blind.

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

The act of leaning in to kiss someone, or asking them, is fraught with the possibility of rejection, so the person least likely to get rejected should do the leaning in or the asking.

I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

Boys do not have the monopoly in Staring Business, after all.