'Do you know,' he asked in a delicious accent, 'what Dom Pérignon said after inventing champagne?' 'No?' I said. 'He called out to his fellow monks, 'Come quickly: I am tasting the stars!'

I can't remember, because I never knew.

Dear Jane, Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes. Yours, Will Grayson

We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.

You could drive past it without noticing and from what I understand, you ought to.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

At some point, I realized I was Kaitlyning the encounter, so I decided to text Kaitlyn and ask for some advice.