The world is broken, and all our attempts to fix it will inevitably fail, and some day all life will be extinguished from the planet and there will be no one to remember that any of us ever did anything. But this fact, strangely, does not delegitimize hope, because every now and again we find evidence that hope is helpful. This evidence, in my opinion, should be celebrated-even as we lament and fight the devastation.

Destiny is not something that happens all at once-it's something that happens only in retrospect.

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.

But mothers lie. It's in the job description.

Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the Staring Business.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Such is life. We grow up. Planets like Tiny get new moons. Moons like me get new planets.