I've gotten thrown out of thirty-seven straight games,' he said. 'Once or twice, I've had to go really crazy. I ran onto the court with eleven seconds left once and stole the ball from the other team. It wasn't pretty. But, you know. I have a streak to maintain.

If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. It’s like fight club.

But I had to kill you, because the only other possible ending was us doing it, which I wasn't really emotionally ready to write about at ten.' 'Fair enough,' I say. 'But in the revision, I want to get some action.

You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you.

And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night.

In our hyper-secular world, worship is still inevitable. But it is vital to remember that our gods don't choose us, we choose them.

That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.