I've gotten thrown out of thirty-seven straight games,' he said. 'Once or twice, I've had to go really crazy. I ran onto the court with eleven seconds left once and stole the ball from the other team. It wasn't pretty. But, you know. I have a streak to maintain.

It's like people believe all you need to do is like the same bands in order to be soulmates. Or book. Oh my god...you like The Outsiders too...it's like we're the same person! No, we're not. It's like we have the same English teacher. There's a difference.

Leaving feels too good, once you leave.

The last time I was this scared, I peed myself." "The last time I was this scared," Radar says, "I actually had to face a Dark Lord in order to make the world safe for wizards.

That's the great thing about being in the third grade. If you've got one polysyllabic adjective, everyone thinks you're a genius.

I just want the pleasure of noticing these things at a safe distance.

I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!