Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

I do not say goodbye. I believe that's one of the bullshitiest words ever invented. It's not like you're given the choice to say bad-bye, or awful-bye, or couldn't-care-less-about-you-bye. Everytime you leave, it's supposed to be a good one.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories - would anyone love me?

Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea that made-up stories can matter, which is sort of the foundational assumption of our species.

I think forever is an incorrect concept.

Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.