Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.

there is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young

That's the great thing about being in the third grade. If you've got one polysyllabic adjective, everyone thinks you're a genius.

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.

I would always love Alaska Young, my crooked neighbor, with all my crooked heart.