I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose.

Grief doesn't change you. It reveals you.

I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.

Everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does.

We are as indestructible as we believe ourselves to be.

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

You either have a great social life and shitty taste in music, or a fantastic taste in music with barely any social life.