Do not worry too much about your lawn. You will soon find if you haven't already that almost every adult American devotes tremendous time and money to the maintenance of an invasive plant species called turf grass that we can't eat. I encourage you to choose better obsessions.

The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it.

How strange and how lovely it is to be anything at all.

Suffering is universal. it’s the one thing Buddhists, Christians, and Muslims are all worried about.

Thank you for wearing that dress which is like whoa.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Yeah, so if that guy can make it in drunk, surely we can make it in sober. I mean, we’re ninjas.' 'Well, maybe you’re a ninja,' I said. 'You’re just a really loud, awkward ninja,' Margo said, 'but we are both ninjas.